Monday, September 28, 2009

Fitsu - AIDSu


Here is a slogan my brother forwarded me...

ಹುಡುಗನ ಪ್ರೀತಿ ಪಿಡ್ಸ್ ತರ ಬರುತ್ತೆ ಹೋಗುತ್ತೆ
ಆದರೆ ಹುಡುಗಿಯ ಪ್ರೀತಿ ಬಂದ್ರೆ ಹೋಗಲ್ಲ...ಏಡ್ಸ್ ತರ

Love for guys is like epileptic seizures...it comes and goes...
Love for girls never goes away...like AIDS...

What genius? Mixing metaphors and diseases to amazing effect. Particularly liked the way he has spelled "pids" (epileptic seizures is colloquially called "fits")

Saturday, September 26, 2009

You or everyone?


ಹುಡುಗೀರೆಲ್ಲಾ ಹೀಗೀನಾ?
ಇಲ್ಲಾ ನೀನ್ ಮಾತ್ರಾ ಹೀಗೆನಾ?

One of the few persons whose leanings are clear, but is open minded enough to question himself before generalizing.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Nammoor Gowdru

I have seen that the Gowda community takes immense pride in flaunting off their community names. A popular sticker you can find on many private cars is "Gowda's".

On a related note, I have seen lots of Likhith Gowda and Nikhil Gowda on many cars. I wonder if it belongs to someone who owns a huge transportation firm or something.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Citi Shoora


I am sure he thought of this when he was looking at himself in the mirror and day dreaming that he was the brave and powerful in this city!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

A=B, B=C, C=d,....


ಗಿಳಿ ಇರುವುದು ಪಂಜರದಲ್ಲಿ
ಪಂಜರ ಇರುವುದು ಅರಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ
ಅರಮನೆ ಇರುವುದು ಮೈಸೂರಿನಲ್ಲಿ
ದರ್ಶನ್ ತೂಗುದೀಪ್ ಇರುವುದು ಅಭಿಮಾನಿಗಳ ಹೃದಯದಲ್ಲಿ

WTF???

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Jewish Carpenter


This is the best slogan I have seen!
When I saw this, I had sensed that this was something interesting. I was not aware of this biblical trivia then. Did you know?

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Heart & Fire


ನಾನು ಕೊಟ್ಟ ಹೃದಯಕ್ಕೆ
ಅವಳಿಟ್ಟ ಬೆಂಕಿ!

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Prees


My dad says that during his teens, newspapers were a great source of learning the language. The standards used to be so high. Today, this is a "Prees" vehicle of "Kannada Prabha"!

No wonder we scan Bangalore Times only to catch a glimpse of Megan Fox!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

DhooLu - GoLu


ವಾಹನದ ಹಿಂದೆ ಹೋದರೆ ಧೂಳು
ಹುಡುಗಿಯ ಹಿಂದೆ ಹೋದರೆ ಗೋಳು

Reading this, I got idea for another slogan:
ವಾಹನದ ಹಿಂದೆ ಹೋದರೆ ಹೊಗೆ
ಹುಡುಗಿ ಹಿಂದೆ ಹೋದ್ರೆನೂ ಹೊಗೆ
(For the purists who could not understand it, ಹೊಗೆ in slang means death or destruction or doom)

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Romantic

ಕೋಗಿಲೆಯ ಧ್ವನಿ ಚಂದ
ನನ್ನವಳ ನಗು ಚಂದ

Perhaps one of the few romantic auto drivers in the city!